Sorry

Sorry it's been so long since I've last posted. So much has changed that I don't know where to even start. So I'll start with my love life! Things are going really well with Tim and me. You always hear people say, "When you know, you know," but I never knew what they meant until know. He's my soul mate and I'm so happy with him.

I found out last night that my parents are moving to Indiana. They've lived in the same city for the past 30 years and now they are moving to a completely different state, far, far from me. The house they live in now, they have lived in since I was in fourth grade. And it's about to go up for sale. I won't have my old bedroom to come home to anymore. I can't drive an hour to see them anymore. Now it will require hoppping on a PLANE. I will have to take vacation time, which I don't have any of, to go visit them. I'm stunned. To make matters worse, my sister and her husband are moving to Europe in a few months and will be there for five years. I feel like my family are about to become strangers to me and I don't like it one bit!

Technology challenged

My mom went with me to Radio Shack the other day to buy my dad a car charger for his HP iPAC. I asked the sales clerk if he had said charger and he came back and handed me something that cost $80. I knew that wasn't right because on the HP website, it only cost $30. I asked him if it was for an iPAC and he said, "a laptop right?"

My mom said, "No, it's like a burberry."
Me (laughing hysterically): "No, it's a blueberry!"
Radio Shack dude (not looking amused): "Actually, it's called a blackberry."

My mom and I laughed so hard we had tears coming out of our eyes. At least we were able to get what we had come for.

Catty

OK I wasn't going to do this, but I have to post this picture. It's of my ex's new girlfriend. This is what she wore to the wedding last weekend. Keep in mind it was February and 40 degrees out. And also keep in mind: it was a WEDDING.



She really classed up the place, huh? I think I see nipple.

Funny email

I don't know why I'm posting this...I just got a kick out of it and thought ya'll would too.


From: Rebecca
To: laura

Hey Laura,

I've got happy hour AND dancing tomorrow night with my coworkers starting at 5:00, but I should be able to make it out later if I can stay sober enough....been having a problem with that lately! So just let me know when and where.

Hey, when did you say Frank was coming to town??? I want all the details on the DIRTY SEX!!! :)
Love,
Becky



From: Laura
To: rebecca

00oh my gosh - you are too funny!! i don't know when he's coming - sometime during the rodeo. i haven't talked to him in a while though.

you sound like you have a F-U-N friday night planned!! i'll let you know. i have a dinner to go to too - maybe will could do something sat. night instead. would that work better for you??



From: Rebecca
To: laura

Yeah, it's going to be fun. We're going to a bar that plays country music and hip hop! :) Chris has promised to two-step with me and I can't wait!

I'm sure I can make it tomorrow, but if ya'll want to do something Sat, that will probably work too :)



From: Laura
To: rebecca

ha! you are going to have such a blast!!!

ok, i'll keep you posted on plans for the weekend.



From: Rebecca
To: laura

Yes, and also keep me posted on the plans for all the dirty sex!

Photos from the wedding

Me and my girls













The girls and the groom














Dancing














Me and my sweet friend Tommy














Safety dance














The cutest couple














The groom and the ladies














Me and Kel














Ruth, Tom, me














Kel and Nate



















Party favors

drunnk post

So I am drunk!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!! Yes, its earlty but the wedding started at 2:00 pm and so the reception rwas righafter and I've been drinkig for like9 hosurs now!!!

So first off all, I though that wthe wedding was at the wriogn chiurch. We accidently went into a mornon chuirch and htey ftired to convert us!!! then we found the righ scurhrch byut were late. I had a lughing fit. LEts ushjt say it was baaad.,

Then we went to the recetoiptoin where i had way to much to drin kadnd cried TWICE. Ues, I cfcried towice. Bit des[oite that oi had a lotttt of fun!

Hmmmm maybe i should bost tomorrwo when i am more coheretnb.

I am cooking TC dinner tomorrow night!!!!!!!! It should belots of fun! I will porbablyt post more on Monday!

FGood night guys you are the best, especially you ilLLa!!!!!!!!'

~Rebecc a the great

Great drunk comback

Rebecca: "You're a stick in the mud!"
Drunk Mike: "Well, you're a bitch in the mud!"

I got tagged by iLLa

Courtesy of www.illa.typepad.com

ABC...Easy as 1, 2, 3...

A - Available? not sure
A - Age: 27
A - Annoyance: bad drivers

B - Best Friends? Too many to name.
B - Bar: Anything in the Village
B - Birthday? March 19

C - Crush: TC
C - Car: black
C - Cat: Kacey and Scrappy

D - Dead Pets Name: Grote
D - Dads Name: John
D - Dog: Champ

E - Easiest person to talk to: my friend Chris
E - Eggs: scrambled, otherwise I will only eat the yolk
E - Email: love it

F - Favorite color? purple
F - Food: pizza
F - Foreign Slang: don't know any

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: worms! Ate a whole bag last week
G - God: without whom I would be lost
G - Good Times: daily
H - Hair Color: brown
H - Height: 5'5''
H - Happy: almost all the time

I - Ice Cream: buttered pecan
I - Instrument: piano
I - Idol: My idol? Jacquelyn Kennedy
J - Jewelry: earrings, class ring, tennis bracelet and watch
J - Job: editor
J - Joke: don't know any

K - Kids: some day
K - karate: self defense
K - kung fu: nope

L - Longest Car Ride: hmmm...I guess Texas to Pennsylvania
Longest Relationship: about 4 years
L - Love: yep

M - Milk Flavor: flavor? um, chocolate
M - Mothers Name: Pat
M - Movie Last Watched: Just Like Heaven

N - Number of Siblings: 1
N - Northern or Southern: Southern
N - Name: Rebecca

O - One Wish? not saying...don't want to jinx it!
O - One Phobia? bugs
O - Otter Pop: huh???

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: married
P - Part of your appearance you like best: legs
P - Part of your Personality you like best: kind heartedness

Q - Quote:
Q - Question for the next person: no one reads by blog but iLLa :)
Q - Quick or Slow?: depends on the situation :)

R - Reason to smile: my kitties
R - Reality TV Show: Dr. 90210
R - Right or Left: right

S - Song Last Heard: Why they call it falling by Lee Ann Womack
S – Season: fall
S - Sex: female

T - Time you woke up: 11am
T - Time Now: 7pm
T – Tagging: no one

U - Unknown Fact about me: i love to cook
U – Unicorns: fantasy
U R – ummm

V - Vegetable you hate: onions
V - Vegetable you love: carrots
V - View on Politics: you don't want me to go there

W- Worst Habits: i have none
W- Where are you going to travel next? Tahoe probably
W- Weight: 129

X - X-RayS: had many in my life
X - X-Rated Porn: hate
X - X-tra special someone: TC

Y - Year you were born: 1978
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow?: it's alright

Z - Zoo Animal: sea lions
Z - Zodiac: Pisces
Z - Zoolander: hilarious

Embarrassing

So TC (the new guy) and I have another date set up. We are going out to lunch next week. Nothing this weekend though. I think wanted to temporarily slow things down, so there would be no pressure for him on Valentine's day. Valentine's day is always awkward when you first start dating someone. So, keep your fingers crossed for me!

Since things are going pretty well so far and since I actually like this guy, I decided to to read, get this, Mars and Venus on a Date. I am so embarrassed to admit it. I think I actually learned a thing or two, so it wasn't a waste of time. Many things were repeated ad nauseum, but I guess that's just so the reader will be sure to get it.













And while I am admitting to embarrassing things, I've got one more. I'm going to an Ashlee Simpson concert. Not only am I going, I am paying $40 to go! My sister and I always go see Clay Walker every year in concert, but he isn't coming this year. Ashlee was the only one in the line-up that we even remotely wanted to see, and since we really wanted to get out and go to a concert together (it is tradition after all), we decided to do it! I am going to be mortified walking into that concert, but it will be fun!

I'm baaaack!

Sorry I've been gone so long, although I doubt anyone missed me...except maybe iLLa! :)

I had surgery last month and didn't feel like writing the first week or two that I was recovering, and then just got in the habit of not writing.

So the surgery went well. I will have to post more about that later. I've got a good catheter story and a story about the nurse trying to put in my IV.

Other big news...I started seeing someone new. He's really great. And that's the first time I've said that about a guy in about two years. Out of all they guys have dated in the past two years, this is the first one I've really been interested in and could see it going farther than a couple dates. However, I'm not sure he feels that way about me. We went out the last two weekends...but we don't have plans for this coming weekend. We've emailed a couple times this week and that's it. I guess I'll just be patient and see what happens.

OK, here's a picture of me: