Wednesday, November 16, 2005

My secret

Well, I am having surgery in January. I have decided that I am going to throw my vibrator away before the surgery. You know, in case I die. I can't be the single girl with two cats and a vibrator. Much better to just be the single girl with two cats.

3 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

Holy Jesus this is funny.

Monday, November 21, 2005 3:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Lord of the Idiots said...

You might want to really think about "anything" that you might have in your place. My fiance and I recently moved into our house and her mother helped clean up our old place. My fiance freaked out when she went over to our apartment to discover that the entire bedroom had been cleaned up except for the box that the anal ease (gag gift that got used once) came in. My future mother-in-law hasn't treated me the same since.

Now everytime does something that pisses me off, I ask my fiance "Do you think this is over the Anal Ease box"?

lord.of.the.idiots

Monday, December 12, 2005 4:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Lord of the Idiots said...

sorry - "she does something"

Monday, December 12, 2005 4:49:00 PM  

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