Wednesday, November 16, 2005


me: "Have you had lunch yet?"
coworker: "Yeah."
m: "I haven't even had breakfast."
c: "Really?"
m: "I haven't put anything in my mouth today"
c: "Shhhh! People will hear you!"
m: "No one's around to hear. Besides, you're the only one with a dirty mind around here!"
c: "So you didn't brush your teeth?"
m: "OK, I put my toothbrush in my mouth. But I haven't swallowed anything!"


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